Number One : Lucas v. McDonald's.

He says he suffered undue mental anguish after he was given only one napkin when he visited the burger chain.

Well, you 've probably heard the story about the woman who sued McDonald's for serving their coffee too hot,

and her suffering of third-degree burns.

At least that one had legal grounds.

We bought a product, it was used as intended, it was unreasonably hot,

and therefore unreasonably dangerous and those were the essential facts.

Nothing trumps Webster Lucas 's lawsuit though, in which he sued McDonald's

for 1. 5 million dollars over a confrontation stemming from a request for more napkins.

Instead of giving him more napkins, the manager allegedly resorted to racist remarks,

and cursed at Lucas instead, which left the customer distressed,

unable to work and demanding a cool 1. 5 million dollars.

It's not that being discriminated against isn't legitimately distressing,

but the thing is Mr. Lucas seems to have a history of suing fast food joints.

He reportedly sued Jack-In-The-Box twice and also brought suit against Walmart and Denny's.

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