Chloe, why is there a lampshade on your head?

My owner might have given me a little bit of catnip.

Oh, okay. Gotcha. That's great. Um... - Do you hear that?

Chloe, you 're purring. - Oh, I wonder what other sounds I can make.

Are you finished?

Hey Maxie, what say we go for a walk?

Ah, I gotta admit, this is nice.

I don't wanna go to the vet!

The vet!? No! No, no, no! - Let's go, buddy.

You tricked me!

First time here? - Uh, yeah.

Oh, Dr. Francis is the best veterinarian in the business ; you 're gonna love him.

He specializes in behavioral disorders.

But I don't have a behavioral disorder... I...

Yeah, I'm fine, too ; it's my human that's nuts.

I mean, you know, I bring her a dead bird ; she throws it out.

I bring her a dead mouse ; right in the garbage!

Is nothing I do good enough for you, mother! - Okay...

I run and I run and I run and I run and I get out, and I 've gone nowhere. Nowhere!

My owner always says, " You're such a good dog ", and I feel like a good dog, but

what if deep down I'm a bad dog? What if I'm a bad dog!?

We start fires. - Ahh!

That was weird. - Oh sister, it 's gonna get way weirder.