Cactuses. - Cacti.

Not a lot of places have cacti. Only Arizona, Texas, Nevada and New Mexico have natural growing cacti.

And a tiny bit of Mexico.

So some people who visit are like, " Oh, look, cacti! Cool."

Sure they're cool to look at, but, I don't get why they're so excited about cacti. They're freaking everywhere.

Yeah. Living with them is the worst.

When I was growing up, I lived in a cul-de-sac neighborhood where the road looped around a little desert patch.

Well, when I was learning to ride a bike, I was pedaling down the road towards the neighborhood,

and I didn't turn with the road because I didn't know how.

So I rode straight into the desert center and ran into a little cactus patch.

I don't remember much about it because I was little, but it was pretty scarring.

Literally. Heh heh heh.