So, uh, where are you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

Well, no. Actually, I'm, I 'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4.

As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corp.,

I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion, from the evil emperor Zurg,

sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company

that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.

You'd think they 'd never seen a new toy before.

Well, sure, look at him! He 's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss army knife.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, please be careful. You don't wanna be in the way when my laser goes off.

Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?

It's not a laser. It's, it's a little light bulb that blinks.

What's with him?

Laser envy.

Alright, that's enough. Look, we're all very impressed with Andy 's new toy.

Toy?

T - O - Y, toy.

Excuse me, I, I think the word you 're searching for is space ranger.

The word I 'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

Getting kinda tense, aren't you?

Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear, uh, now, I'm curious. What does a space ranger actually do?

He's not a space ranger! He doesn't fight evil, or, or, shoot lasers or fly.

Excuse me!

Woo!

Oh, impressive wing span! Very good.

Oh, what, what? These are plastic. He can't fly.

They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.

No, you can't.

Yes, I can.

You can't. - Can.

Can't, can't, can't!

I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed.

Okay, then, Mr. Light beer. Prove it!

Alright, then, I will.

Stand back, everyone.

To infinity and beyond!

Can!

Wow!

Oh, wow, you flew magnificently.

I found my moving buddy.

Well, thank you, thank you all, thank you.

That wasn't flying. That was falling with style.

Man, the dolls must really go for you. Can you teach me that?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Golly bob howdy.

Oh, shut up!

You know, in a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was.

They 'll see. They 'll see. I'm still Andy 's favorite toy.