I hate when a parent does their child 's homework, and then pretends like their child did their own homework.

When a student obviously farts in class, I'm not allowed to laugh.

And I have to get all the other students to stop laughing, too.

When my students point out my pimples. Thank you!

When a student asks what time it is.

And the clock is behind me, above the board.

Getting blamed for everything that's wrong with your children.

We are responsible for creating doctors, lawyers, engineers, even athletes.

And we get crappy pay!

Lunches are like 20 minutes long. I 've trained myself to eat so fast,

that I don't think I 've tasted anything since 2011.

And we also don't have free, unlimited coffee. Why?

Living in constant fear of seeing a student outside of school.

What I hate about teaching is that moment when I misspell one word,

and the students look at me like I'm the dumbest person, on Earth.