Smells like a health food, like a weird, Smells like a weird '80s health food.

Don't trust it, but I 'll try it.

It is apparently made of malted barley.

Is it dog food?

It really just tastes like milk that's leftover from an old bowl of cereal.

It tastes like dog food.

This is Allen 's racist licorice.

And a child 's on a thumbtack, not even a hook, like it's a thumbtack?

Like whose final decision was this packaging?

They 're shaped like little babies.

Nope, Nope

These are not pleasant.

Like a chocolate gummy bear that's actually a naked child.

It tastes like somebody said the word chocolate in the next room.

I feel like this is going to be the jam and they're also Ruffles.

I like chicken, I like potato chips, let's see what happens.

I don't know what I was expecting, but it was surprising that these tasted like chicken.

This is a scientific breakthrough.

Got through, kind of basically sour cream and onion or ranch.

I can't even, no.

These are pizza shapes although they 're not really shaped like pizzas.

I really like the name : Shapes, very descriptive.

That doesn't taste like pizza.

Every time I have these pizza flavors I gotta ask myself, " what pizza are people eating?".

Cause it never, ever tastes like a pizza I 've ever had.

Just kind of vaguely tastes like oregano.

It's just really boring.

I 've heard tell of the legendary Vegemite.

Essential for brain function, that's good.

For vitality.

Oh no... no... no.

Oh my god.

Oh that's rough.

I swear I feel like I 'm gonna actually throw up.

That's the worst thing I 've ever tasted.